SCREWDRIVER DETECTIVE (MAY 2013)
i have a curse, where i live my life in the shadow of dad jokes constantly popping up in my consciousness. this one is good, but i’ve got some bad ones.
Q: why did the professor move to hawaii?
A: he wanted to go into macademia.
Q: why did the turkish man test his sheep’s blood?
A: he wanted to make a universal döner.