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SCREWDRIVER DETECTIVE (MAY 2013) 

i have a curse, where i live my life in the shadow of dad jokes constantly popping up in my consciousness. this one is good, but i’ve got some bad ones.   

Q: why did the professor move to hawaii? 
A: he wanted to go into macademia.  

Q: why did the turkish man test his sheep’s blood?
A: he wanted to make a universal döner.